I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
You were trust falling into bushes
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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