Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
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This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
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I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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