I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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