Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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