We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
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Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
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Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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