This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
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the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
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I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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