That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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