I feel like I'm in dance class right now
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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