dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
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I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
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What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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