so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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