dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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