you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Randomize
