I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
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As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
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Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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