i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
where does the pee come out of this thing
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
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You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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