I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
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They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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