I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
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If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Randomize