But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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