we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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