worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
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she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
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Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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