My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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