Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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