No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
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I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
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So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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