I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
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Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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