Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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