Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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