If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
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i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
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You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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