Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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