Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Randomize
