how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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