How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Come on in and take your pants off
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