Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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