So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Your tits are I can't wait for
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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