there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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