so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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