so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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