dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
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My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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