There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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