After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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