honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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