How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
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I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
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Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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