id be glad to
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
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Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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