I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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