she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
my sisters under your porch take her home
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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