Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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