He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
He has the fingertips of a God
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