Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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