birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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