and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Randomize