If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
