The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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