This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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