Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
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what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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