She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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