I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
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you didnt know i had herpes?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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