he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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