Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Apparently you make a good broom.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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